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Poster: Arbuthnot Date: Oct 24, 2009 12:15am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Dude Abides

no room in my tree-house for anyone that dismisses The Big Lebowski, pure poetry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9I1P6-hgw

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Poster: William Tell Date: Oct 24, 2009 6:10am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Dude Abides

"[the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched]

The Dude: Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

Nihilist: Ve vant ze money, Lebowski.

Nihilist #2: Ja, uzzervize ve kill ze girl.

Nihilist #3: Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski.

The Dude: You don't HAVE the fucking girl, dipshits! We know you never did!

[the Nihilists, stunned, confer amongst themselves in German]

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?

Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

Nihilist: Ve don't care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fuck you up.

Walter Sobchak: Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.

The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter.

Walter Sobchak: No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.

Nihilist #2: His girlfriend gave up her toe!

Nihilist #3: She though we'd be getting million dollars!

Nihilist #2: Iss not fair!

Walter Sobchak: Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?

The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man.

Walter Sobchak: And, I would like my undies back.

[Stunned, the Germans confer amongst themselves again]

Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?

Walter Sobchak: No, Donny. These men are cowards.

Nihilist: Okay. So we take ze money you haf on you, und ve calls it eefen.

Walter Sobchak: Fuck you."

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Oct 24, 2009 9:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Dude Abides

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos

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Poster: William Tell Date: Oct 24, 2009 1:42pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Dude Abides

Great one!

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Poster: veblen Date: Oct 24, 2009 10:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

DUDE
It's all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin
said, look for the person who will
benefit. And you will, uh, you know,
you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying
to say--
DONNY
I am the Walrus.
WALTER
That fucking bitch!
DUDE
Yeah.
DONNY
I am the Walrus.
WALTER
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin!
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
DONNY
What the fuck is he talking about?

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Poster: William Tell Date: Oct 24, 2009 1:42pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

those are three of the all time movie characters in my book (Dude, walter, donny).

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Poster: veblen Date: Oct 24, 2009 2:32pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Come on, Dude!...

gotta agree with you on that...and a know a few of all three in real life...last sunday, I helped a "walter" with a mezuzah ceremony...it was priceless in many ways...

unfortunately no donny in this one:

DUDE
Walter, if you're there, pick up the
fucking phone. Pick it up, Walter,
this is an emergency. I'm not--

WALTER
Dude?

DUDE
Walter, listen, I'm at my place, I
need you to come pick me up--

WALTER
I can't drive, Dude, it's erev
shabbas.

DUDE
Huh?

WALTER
Erev shabbas. I can't drive. I'm
not even supposed to pick up the
phone, unless it's an emergency.

DUDE
It is a fucking emergency.

WALTER
I understand. That's why I picked
up the phone.

DUDE
THEN WHY CAN'T YOU--fuck, never mind,
just call Donny then, and ask him to--

WALTER
Dude, I'm not supposed to make calls--

DUDE
WALTER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, WE GOTTA
GO TO PASADENA! COME PICK ME UP OR
I'M OFF THE FUCKING BOWLING TEAM!

later...

WALTER
I'm saying, I see what you're getting
at, Dude, he kept the money, but my
point is, here we are, it's shabbas,
the sabbath, which I'm allowed to
break only if it's a matter of life
and death--

DUDE
Walter, come off it. You're not
even fucking Jewish, you're--

WALTER
What the fuck are you talking about?

DUDE
You're fucking Polish Catholic--

WALTER
What the fuck are you talking about?
I converted when I married Cynthia!
Come on, Dude!

DUDE
Yeah, and you were--

WALTER
You know this!

DUDE
And you were divorced five fucking
years ago.

WALTER
Yeah? What do you think happens
when you get divorced? You turn in
your library card? Get a new driver's
license? Stop being Jewish?

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Poster: SkyDawg Date: Oct 25, 2009 2:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Come on, Dude!...

"Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.."